speirmod: (pic#14144279)
cat mom. ([personal profile] speirmod) wrote in [community profile] speirooc2020-07-11 10:40 pm
Entry tags:

TEST DRIVE.



TEST DRIVE.


LOG #1: PLACEBO.



Congratulations! You've passed your interview. After successfully walking through the rather fancy and posh Welcome Door from the Doorman's Hallway, you've now found yourself in a section of PLACEBO.

When you step out into PLACEBO, the first thing you'll notice is that you're feeling very warm. Don't look up, though; the sun's a little too bright at the moment and needs an adjustment from the Architect, so it's highly recommended you grab an umbrella, hat, or a pair of sunglasses.

The second thing you'll notice is that it's bustling with activity. The town centre has people dressed in various clothing and styles walking around who greet you with a quick wave and a friendly "Hi." These are the people of PLACEBO. Most of them are nice. Right now, they have no opinion of you.

If you ask these people any questions, they'll be as helpful as they can be, but they don't have all the answers. Some of them will do their best to assist you while others… won't.

Nevermind the cold shoulder. Did you see the hot dog stand offering free hotdogs?

Grab some food (it's delicious), go explore, perhaps get a nice pair of shoes? If you put your hand in your pocket (don't have pockets? you do now!), you'll find a little business card in it that has your new address on it. This business card is made of thick plastic and is unbreakable and does not burn. If you lose it, a cat will bring it back to you. This is your temporary key card.

This might also be a good time to test out your new power.

Just be careful of the cats—there's plenty of them running around town, sitting in trees, on tables, and sleeping in chairs. You don't want to make a wrong first impression.





LOG #2: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

cw mentions: drug use, dangerous animals.




Welcome to Jumanji, better known as Earth-95.

After Michael briefs everyone in on this mission, you walk through a door covered in vines with leaves poking through the thin gaps between door and hinge. You step foot into a beautiful jungle.

Everyone starts in the same area—a thick canopy of trees, bushes and still vines—before wandering off in all directions.

It's humid. The leaves around you are damp from a recent rain. The grass beneath your feet is ankle-high and thick and vines from trees slither out like long, unwieldy snakes at the pace of a sloth moving across the road. Remember how Michael said something about appropriate footwear?

He was right about one thing: Van Pelt isn't here. It seems like the intrepid explorers of S.P.E.I.R. have been dropped off on Earth-95 before Van Pelt's time. Curious. You'll still need the weapons you brought in your backpacks—and if you didn't bring a backpack, you'll carry them in your hands or pockets. The jungle isn't safe for anyone.

Watch out for the alligators in the water, the monkeys in the trees, and did we mention the snakes slithering through the grass? Try not to be bitten by any insects. Their bites have very intense hallucinogenic properties that can last from an hour to half a day if you're not careful.

The jungle is also the home to many flourishing ripe fruits. Remember when Michael said not to come on an empty stomach? He really meant that. Eating the fruits of the jungle will lead to a few (and perhaps unwanted) side effects…
  • Red berries: Roses are red, violets are blue, have you ever felt what someone else is feeling, too? After eating a red berry, you'll find yourself forming an empathetic bond with one or more people. You can feel their feelings. Gross.

  • Purple berries: This is your NSFW option. It's getting hot in here, so get Nelly with it.

  • Banana: Do you feel compelled to act on your urges and to say what you think? Bananas make characters more susceptible to being honest. How honest they are is up to you.

  • Red apples: They're just deliciously sweet, beautiful big red apples. There's nothing wrong with them. Except for the fact you can suddenly hear what everyone's thinking.

But don't let that distract you from the mission at hand. The fate of Jumanji (or Earth-95) is at stake here. Find the ruby red jewel and return it to the earth.

Sounds simple, right?

If you want your character to find the ruby red jewel, note that there are many of them out there. They look like a glass pomegranate and are the size of the Rock's palm and are found all throughout the jungle—in trees, ants nests, wasp nests, buried half in the dirt, in the mouths of giant hippos… All you have to do is bury it in some dirt. Super simple when you think about it…





NETWORK #1: A/S/L.

Did you check your other pocket? Or perhaps your bag? You'll find a very slim looking iPhone that instantly activates once you look at it.

This phone will connect to you the wider S.P.E.I.R. network. It's fully encrypted, only requires a little charge every now and then, and has a few cat photos already in the album. You can't delete those. Why would you?

The phone has a changeable username and a little profile picture of you. It's your best picture. No, you can't change this photo.

How about you say hi on the network? Reach out to your fellow S.P.E.I.R. comrades? Pose an interesting, thought-provoking ice-breaker? Maybe you just want to show a picture of a cat (who doesn't—they're so cute!).

@michael
Did you know your universe is considered to be 104% perfect if Beyonce exists on it? Discuss.






OOC.

'Sup. Welcome to SPEIR where cats rule and that's okay. This is serving as an interest check. SPEIR, as you guys know, is intended to be a chill gpsl. It's not meant to be hardcore like a game, but it is intended to be active—like when your cat awakens and chooses to play with you for 30 minutes and then promptly goes back to sleep. Hopefully the tdm has given you an idea of what the tone is going to be like for SPEIR whenever it opens.

Please make sure you mark for any NSFW content. Most importantly, have fun!



prescind: (121)

[personal profile] prescind 2020-07-27 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You were just stuck in the mud, Katherine.

( okay, maybe she wasn't stuck so much as just having some mild difficulty due to her very expensive shoes that are not much not right for this environment. )

I don't know if I'd call that rocking a jungle.
manipulative: straight. (pic#13667313)

[personal profile] manipulative 2020-07-28 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ she rolls her eyes. ]

The jungle was stuck in me.

[ her brows furrow as she reconsiders that and decides to simply shove him instead. ]

I don't remember you being so annoying.
prescind: (085)

[personal profile] prescind 2020-07-28 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't? You must not have been paying attention.

( and just for that, he reaches over and shoves her back. you're not going to bully him, katherine. )

What do you remember about me?

( because he has to wonder if they're going to remember the same things. )
manipulative: straight. (pic#13667289)

[personal profile] manipulative 2020-07-29 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's unable to save herself from stumbling at his push. annoyed at him, she huffs and tries to recompose herself by shifting her shoulders and standing taller. she's over five hundred years old, she's outlived so many horrible things and people that she refuses to let him push her humanish self around. ]

I don't know. You're annoying?

[ she knows that's not what he's asking, but this is the answer he earns himself. ]

You were once hot, but then you pushed me and I almost fell into a ditch and broke my neck, so now I hate you.
prescind: (310)

[personal profile] prescind 2020-07-29 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( stefan eyes her because he's not really used to her being so...off balance. even if he catches her off guard, she's usually able to recover smoothly. )

Are you all right?

( yes, that's a genuine question, not one he's asking because she nearly fell and broke her neck. )
manipulative: straight. (pic#13667296)

[personal profile] manipulative 2020-07-30 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ she knows she's said it a little too firmly, so, she gives him a very weak shove. ]

I'm dandy. Are you okay? Your hair looks a lot flatter than it used to.

[ just to be a pest, she accidentally steps into him so she can ruffle his hair with her fingers. ]
prescind: (284)

[personal profile] prescind 2020-07-30 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you — get out of my hair!

( he twists and turns away from her and then gives her a quick shove to get her hands out of his hair. )

You're lying.

( because that shove was pitiful. )
manipulative: curly. (pic#13747546)

[personal profile] manipulative 2020-07-31 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not lying.

[ she glares at him while she lies.

if katherine needed proof that he was the real stefan, she finds it in the way he doesn't try to get her back tenfold for her shove or her arguments. something tells her silas is the type who would need to soothe his very bruised ego. ]


Stop shoving me and stop questioning me before I drown you in a pool of water this time.
prescind: (255)

[personal profile] prescind 2020-07-31 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Been there, done that.

( stefan makes the face at the mention of drowning but otherwise doesn't say anything. he looks over at her, frowning. )

So what, you just want me to walk quietly behind you while you shove me and question me?
manipulative: straight. (pic#14198568)

[personal profile] manipulative 2020-08-01 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ that sounds perfect in a world where she wouldn't grow frustrated and angry at him for being quiet. but she's going to dig herself a hole because it might feel better the being above ground right now. being by herself here had been easy. no one was here to remind her of what had happened. but here's stefan, making her put up a front simply by existing.

she appears annoyed but what she really is is distressed. ]
I need you to stop asking me questions, okay? I don't like it.