[Why. Why? She lets out a "hah" that's equal parts disbelief and...disbelief. Didn't she trap him inside a utility room, last time they saw each other?]

Your humility, mostly.

[Hmm. The pen draws okay on paper, but that's not the only thing she needs it for.]

If you're going to keep flirting with me while I'm shopping, make yourself useful hold out a hand.