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Bonnie Bennett ([personal profile] witchy_migraine) wrote in [community profile] speirooc 2020-08-03 01:00 am (UTC)

Bonnie Bennett | The Vampire Diaries

1. PLACEBO

[This is already the best non-home dimension that Bonnie has been to. There's:

1) Other people
2) No karaoke (at least not yet)
3) No one actively trying to kill her
4) No acid-washed jeans
5) Churros

She's chomping on said Churro as she walks into a stationary store. If's she's going to do this job right, she needs to take a page out of Caroline's book and get organized. She needs post-notes, felt-tipped pens, highlighters, and day planner.

...wait.]


Are day planners even a thing here? [She says, mostly to herself.] How are you supposed to plan out your days when time is basically just an inter-dimensional formality?

[Is she thinking about this too much? She's thinking about this too much.]

2: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

I'm from Virginia.

[She says, lying out in the grass.]

Not Alexandria, DC-suburbs Virginia. We're talking below the Mason Dixon line. We're talking don't bother turning the AC on in August because it won't make a difference.

[She holds her hand up, looking at the red outline of a bug bite. She keeps her hand up, because her fingers look like they're swaying and it's not entirely unpleasant.]

Sorry. I'm rambling. My point is -- I know better than to forget bug spray. But here we are.

3: NETWORK

Contrary to the stereotypes, not all witches are cat people. Can anybody get these pictures off my phone? I can pay you in crappy cooking or crappy guitar lessons; your choice.

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