What did you want me to do, Rebekah? I was banned from eating and hunting people. It only makes sense I became a caveman after all those rules.

[ like, seriously. don't judge him. he had a great time climbing trees and learning that he could use branches to actually kill people.

it was a very refreshing and educational hobby to have.

offended, kol sulks for a moment. ]

You don't see me judging your hobbies. Do you even have any?