[ kol groans. ]

Please don't start, Rebekah. I was just having a good morning.

[ nik here would totally ruin everything! he'd be all roary and "grr" and he really is just over nik's brand of bullshit lately.

that gives him an idea. ]

Do you think he'd be dumb enough to wade into the water and be bitten by a snake? Maybe that's all we need to finally get rid of him.

[ nts: take home a poisonous snake. ]